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Naughty Bits Mother F**er Vibe
Naughty Bits Mother F**er Vibe
Discreet • Private • Online-only
Let's be honest here, when you've got pleasure on the brain, and nothing but the straight-up stimulation of a super-powered classic vibe will do, the pattern of that vibe may not be a top priority. But then again, a cheeky 'Mother F**er' print certainly can't hurt! The Naughty Bits Mother F**er Vibe offers up all the sleek, versatile pleasure you or your partner could possibly want. Enjoy it inside or out, at home or away, together or solo...you get the picture.
Rounded at the tip, the the Mother F**er Vibe can quickly and precisely target clitorises, nipples, penises, butts (outside only, please!), g-spots and beyond with it's slick, sturdy shape. There are ten possible modes of deep, throbbing vibration to choose from, all activated and varied with the touch of a single power/function button. Make no mistake, this vibe is definitely powerful! 2 big C batteries provide all the vibrating juice you'll need, with no re-charging, cords or otherwise to worry about.
In nonporous ABS plastic, the Naughty Bits Naughty Bits Mother F**er Vibe is body safe and extra easy to clean and maintain. Before and after playtime, rinse your vibe well under warm soapy water, or make use of a good toy care fluid/foam. Compatible with any favorite lube. Requires 2 C batteries (sold separately). Waterproof.
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We specialize in same-day delivery of adult products in San Francisco. Whether you're staying at a hotel near Union Square, Downtown, SoMa, or relaxing at home in the Mission, Castro, Sunset, or Richmond — we deliver quickly and discreetly.
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